Just ask my douchebag ex-fiancée who was stuck in traffic right next to me at the toll plaza heading into the city. Why did you look so scared Voltaire? It's like you saw a ghost or something. Did it suddenly dawn on you just how small the world truly is? You can only hide from the truth for so long. Today was a reminder that EVERYTHING will catch up to you. You can't hide from karma.
I guess you're regretting driving with the top down on your car today. It was amusing watching your balls shrink back into your body. I bet your colleagues have never seen a medical anomaly like that before. Nice friggin' Justin Bieber haircut and UCLA hat. I'm so glad I didn't marry you sorry-ass. COWARD. Don't worry. It's a small world and you're bound to run into me again.
It's only a matter of time before karma catches up. She's mad as hell and she's just getting started.
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