Sunday, September 11, 2011

Another SoCal Weekend

Congrats to Raymond and Jess!

Paul and I had a great time at the wedding. Big thanks to Ernest and Sharon for picking us up from the airport.

After three flight delays at LAX, we finally made it back to the Bay in the early afternoon. Southwest Airlines was a hot mess today. It was an exhausting day, and after a quick shower and lunch, it was all about knocking out for a long nap.

Bye for now SoCal Superfriends! We'll see you all during Christmas break!

True love at its finest. Hah. Jui Jitsu and all. 

Saturday, September 10, 2011

It's a Small World After All

Just ask my douchebag ex-fiancée who was stuck in traffic right next to me at the toll plaza heading into the city. Why did you look so scared Voltaire? It's like you saw a ghost or something. Did it suddenly dawn on you just how small the world truly is? You can only hide from the truth for so long. Today was a reminder that EVERYTHING will catch up to you. You can't hide from karma.

I guess you're regretting driving with the top down on your car today. It was amusing watching your balls shrink back into your body. I bet your colleagues have never seen a medical anomaly like that before. Nice friggin' Justin Bieber haircut and UCLA hat. I'm so glad I didn't marry you sorry-ass. COWARD. Don't worry. It's a small world and you're bound to run into me again.

It's only a matter of time before karma catches up. She's mad as hell and she's just getting started.